{"product_id":"aperitif-board-hot-sale","title":"Funny Aperitif Board","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"overflow: hidden; position: relative;\" data-v-1e5686e2=\"\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"product-description tinymce-content default_css\" data-v-1e5686e2=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐Everyone needs a fun board to welcome their friends in\u003cspan style=\"color: #f29d12;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e a happy mood!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/2000283284\/1635405120326\/73af3fa9e95d44e7858b531fbb4de28a.jpg?w=794\u0026amp;h=529\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐\u003cspan style=\"color: #f1c40f;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAn original and fun gift\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e for the\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e67e23;\"\u003e little foodie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e who likes to enjoy life and put the little dishes in the \"\u003cstrong\u003eacorn\u003c\/strong\u003e\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/2000283284\/1635405120326\/74b74d7517d747e5845684593fb83b1a.jpg?w=794\u0026amp;h=529\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐\u003cstrong\u003eWho says size doesn't matter?\u003c\/strong\u003e With an illusionary length of 40 cm, this magnificent penis with \u003cstrong\u003eperfect curves\u003c\/strong\u003e will keep all its promises:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- 🧡\u003cstrong\u003ePractical: \u003cspan style=\"color: #7e8c8d; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eDig out three large spaces (acorn, trunk and wallet) to store cheese, snacks, sausages, peanuts, cupcakes, olives, breadsticks, cakes, verrines and homemade food ......\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- 💛\u003cstrong\u003eIt's beautiful and decorative:\u003cspan style=\"color: #7e8c8d; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e Made of solid wood, impress your guests with its long and wide gender and pronounced (wood) grain!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- 💙\u003cstrong\u003eSolid:\u003cspan style=\"color: #7e8c8d; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e Your wooden aperitif board will stay with you for a long time: a real life companion!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/2000283284\/1635405120326\/d79a38f669bf4d15807b264483d88486.jpg?w=794\u0026amp;h=529\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e---\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 18px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOn what occasions should I offer a dick-shaped wooden aperitif board?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e ---\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Bachelor party (bachelorette party, bachelorette party)\u003cbr\u003e• Housewarming \/ Moving in\u003cbr\u003e• Valentine's Day\u003cbr\u003e• Starter pot\u003cbr\u003e• Easter (with chocolate to accompany of course)\u003cbr\u003e• Father's Day (or Mother's Day but you have to dare...)\u003cbr\u003e• Birthday\u003cbr\u003e• Wedding anniversary\u003cbr\u003e• Christmas (for friends, girlfriends, dad or stepfather: guaranteed effect!)\u003cbr\u003e• Invitation to an aperitif dinner \/ A dinner with friends...\u003cbr\u003e• ... and especially for no reason, just for fun!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/2000283284\/1635405120326\/39e1f824197642afabd1b053040889e3.jpg?w=640\u0026amp;h=640\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably the best description is by our satisfied customers. 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